Many of these are real, either experienced by me personally or a few of my feminine buddies. Okay okay, some we constructed, not too many really. Hey, nobody stated it absolutely was unlawful to own only a little imagination ?? you can look at to guess those that I composed however, a beneficial test to learn whether you understand Norwegian culture well, or whether you know me personally well.
1. Would you like to have children beside me? If you don’t, inform me. I will be 35, no right time and energy to lose with you.
2. How often times per week would you train?
3. Do you wish to be my “venn med fordell”? Me: Your exactly what? Man: buddy with advantages, you understand, intercourse.
4. Can you like friluftsliv?
5. Don’t stand therefore near to my vehicle. It’s a Tesla you realize, very costly.
6. Have you been drunk? After all drunk sufficient not to ever keep in mind everything we are going to do?
7. Which nation would you result from? Oh We have a that national nation coloured already to my globe map of beginning of girls I experienced intercourse with. Once you learn any girl from Fiji, North Korea or Romania inform me, i will be interested!
8. Man: can you go far from Oslo? Woman: To where for instance? Man: into the town in Trondelag we was raised in and live 30 meters far from my moms and dads. You understand, for our children to cultivate up in stuff and nature. Girl: What’s your title once again? Guy: Nevermind.
9. It had been this kind of evening that is koselig spent together don’t you imagine?
10. To your waiter: No we’re paying split. In reveal my experience: you’d a drink much more than me personally, don’t forget to pay for all you had tonight. Me personally, quietly: Screw likestilling.
11. I like the whale burger right here, you really need to get that.
12. Would you like to snus?
13. Man: Which novel from Knausgard can you choose? Me personally: we don’t understand, we haven’t look over any one of them. Guy: (astonished) You don’t look over Knausgard? Exactly what can you read then?
14. What makes you therefore brief? Will there be a problem that is genetic your household?
15. Can you eat lutefisk?
16. Would you like to turn into a citizen that is norwegian? Have you thought to? Norway may be the best place in the field you realize.
18. Oh you’re that French girl who writes about Norwegians. How readers that are many you will get each week. Wow numerous? Is it possible to come personally up with me?
19. What exactly is your 5-year plan?
20. Did you harm yourself when I banged the cup door in the face? Oh you expected us to keep the home for you personally? Sweety, this will be Norway, women can be perhaps not treated like kiddies right here, these are typically anticipated to hold and carry every thing by themselves. It’s called gender equality. (Again, screy you gender equality – often).
That is mostly as to what Norwegian men state, for those who have any input on strange things Norwegian women state on times, be my visitor and contact me along with your tips! Additionally, when you have other input on things guys say, take it on. Note: this is motivated with a twitter competition called #FirstDateQuestions.
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49 thoughts on “ Dating in Norway: the Strangest things only Norwegian men say ”
I really think 1 and 2 are reasonable…
Om nom nom, whale
I really couldn’t find the one that sounded comprised. Really. They truly are similar to that!
1 – 5 and 14, is my guess it out also I saw lot of them who like shorter girls that you used your imagination ?? Norwegians are mostly diplomatic in this case and don’t talk